FAQ

Some of the more commonly asked questions by my clients.

Have a look here and through the rest of the site, if its not answered then please get in touch!

Q: Do you offer unprotected sex?

A: Most definately not (with the exception of oral)! I value my own health and that of my clients, so please don't ask or you will be refused my services.

Q: Are your boobs natural?

A: Yes, entirely, all 46J of them!

Q: Do you do discounts?

A: Only for longer-length bookings (e.g. a weekend or longer), so please don't ask.

Ask for freebies or discounts, and I will cease all communication with you.

Q: Do you have any scars/marks/tattoos?

A: No tattoos, but I have some slight white discolouration under my boobs. If that's an issue for you, then don't book.

Q: Can I bring you a gift?

A: I don't expect presents but if you would like to, then please see this page

Q: Do you do phonesex?

A: Its not something I enjoy, so no, but I do go on cam (for £2/min)

Q: Will you have dinner with me?

A: I love to be treated to dinner as part of a booking, and will also accompany you as a dinner date, but my fees still apply, although there may be a small fee reduction

Q: Do you smoke/Can I smoke during a booking?

A: I don't smoke, and as I dislike smoking intensely, I would prefer clients not to smoke during a booking

Q: What about alcohol?

A: I don't drink, but I'm quite happy for you to, during a booking, in moderation!

I will not tolerate drunk clients. And please do not contact me while drunk or high.

Q: And what about drugs?

A: Absolutely no drugs during a booking (including "poppers", and "weed"), or prior to it.

Q: This is my first time seeing an Escort. Can you give me some advice?

A: This site has a good first-timers' guide, but please feel free to ask any questions not answered on my site.